A CHAT
  • kids my age: i like to smoke weed and drink
  • me: when it's cold outside i like to breathe heavily and pretend i'm a dragon
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A TEXT POST

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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A PHOTO
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A PHOTO
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A TEXT POST

liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load

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A PHOTO
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A CHAT
  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
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