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guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

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steviepsyclone:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER 

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drakefanclub:

Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie

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boyzwhat:

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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dickade:

i want cute boys to snapchat but all cute boys that i talk to just want to sext me on snapchat

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bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

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hanukkahlewinsky:

turning on private browsing like

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